how can i say?

i am so lazy. he
what can i do?
aha`
i want to be a computer specialist.
but now i am a eatting & sleeping specialist.
hehe
What can i do for that?
i can't speak & write english language.
but i can write burglish language fluently.
hehe
so what can i do?
ha`ha`
i want to learn French language but i have no money.
so what can i do ?
i want so many many friendssss.
so what can i do????
hehe
plz suggest me.
he
how can i say???????